Beantown Baggers

Best Description on a 4 Sales Bike Ever!


Not only is this a very original bagger, but it had just about the coolest and most amusing description we have ever seen on eBay.  Please see below (Many pictures to follow)

From the Seller: Was originally built for someone in the family of the M&M Mars candy company.
This is a total custom one of a kind and 9 different people included in building this bike!!!!
The bike is 11 foot long .
*It has 124 cubic inch delcron engine.
*RC Components wheel.
*The paint job alone was $8,000
*The seat is ostrich leather.

240 Rear tire, I have two extra tires that you will get with the bike.
The bike has a very unique jack saft design which means its double chained.

If you do not own a toolbox, have never changed your own oil, and are scared of firearms: THIS BIKE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you have been posting on facebook all about how excited you are for pumpkin latte season: THIS BIKE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you get offended easy and often, whine to your co-workers, and bitch a lot: THIS BIKE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you feel you are owed anything in the world & have a bullshit job where you fail to produce: THIS BIKE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you own a bieber album, white oakleys, affliction t-shirts, or those candy-assed stitched-pocket jeans: THIS BIKE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you consider the 2nd Amendment an anachronistic relic and have never owned a firearm: THIS BIKE IS NOT FOR YOU.

If, however, you have BALLS OF STEEL and consider adverse weather an excuse to do stupid shit: THIS IS YOUR BIKE.
Do you laugh at danger, and tempt fate?  
Have you ever uttered the words, “Hold my beer and watch this …”?
While bored at work do you pick targets at random and think, “I could hit that from here with the .22 …”?
Have any of your friends quit hanging out because you were too much fun?
Do you have the number of a friend with cash memorized for bail?
When you pass an abandoned flatbed farm truck along a fenceline do you consider taking on another project?
Is your ol’ lady really sick of the random piles of parts, greasy footprints, and empty beer bottles in the garage?
    -could you not care less?
Do you have Jalopnik saved on your laptop AND smartphone?
Do you own a service manual for every vehicle you ever owned?
Do you still miss your first ride?
Can you carry on a two hour conversation discussing tools, scars, and hi-lift jacks?
Remember when tool companies had the balls to put half-naked beauty queens on their calendars?
Do you consider the Prius an abominable affront to the Gods of displacement, torque, and All Mighty Internal Combustion?

If you answered in the affirmative to the preceding: THIS IS YOUR BIKE.

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This Bagger can be found at the following destination on eBay:

As Always, Beantown Baggers is not responsible for this posting and is not connected to the seller.

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